Total Medals Earned: 305 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,780 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (110/650 points)
Beat Level 1
Unlock the Sleet Tank
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Fully upgrade your speed stat
Fully upgrade your health stat
Fully upgrade your attack stats
Unlock the Toy Tank
Unlock the Melee Tank
Unlock the Laser Tank
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game as the Default tank.
Beat the game as the Speed tank.
Beat the game as the Health tank.
Beat the game as the Attack tank.
Beat the game as the Toy tank.
Beat the game as the Sleet tank.
Beat the game as the Melee tank.
Beat the game as the Laser tank.
Beat the game as every tank
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/215 points)
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 8/9 (150/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Get a secret ending...
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
View all art peices
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
change a setting
make it to the end of level 1
make it to the end of level 2
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/115 points)
Quit a song once started
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
